  |
|||
|
|
|
||
|
Posted by Jennifer Gerics May 22, 2008 |
Here's a little bit of PMS humor that I hope many women can relate to:
A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, recently stopped in at her post office after hours to buy stamps from one of the self-service machines. She hesitated near the new, computerized one that took ATM cards, but chose the older, manual one (imagine a candy or cigarette vending machine) that took cash.
Putting in her money, she hit one of the buttons for a book of stamps. Her change came out, but no stamps. She checked the chute several times to no avail. Suddenly PMS rage took over and she gave the machine a swift kick. Not enough. Two more kicks. Finally she raised her leg and kicked the machine square in the middle. This tripped the machine's loud security alarm. Well, my friend beat it the heck out of there to her car, thankful that no one had witnessed the show or that no cop car began to follow her home.
It's a week later and I'm still laughing about what I---- I mean my friend---- did.....